1. Car in front of me suddenly turns left (missed that DO NOT TURN LEFT sign) to turn around…notice it’s a clown driving (no, really a clown)
2. Car in front of me stops at a red light on Broadway…then proceeds through the light and nearly gets broadsided…only to honk at the person who nearly hits him!
3. LIght turns green on Rt 9…I hesitate, only to see a HUGE ASS TRUCK come barreling through his red light!
God is on my side today with all these crazy peeps on the road!!